Get ready for a wild ride as we dive into the world of Premier League shenanigans! The 10 biggest sh*thouses of the 2025-26 season are about to be revealed, and trust us, it's a controversial list!
From the mighty Chelsea to the ambitious Newcastle, players across the league are pushing the boundaries of what it means to be a 'panto villain' on the pitch. But who takes the crown as the worst offender? Let's find out!
Moises Caicedo - This world-class midfielder almost justifies his hefty price tag, but his dirty tactics often go unnoticed. Caicedo loves a good ankle-clip, and his red card against Arsenal was a result of a pre-match sugar rush! Referees seem to turn a blind eye to his antics, leaving opponents fuming.
Emiliano Martinez - Known for his FIFA awards and top-class sh*thousing, Martinez's reputation is largely built on his 2022 antics. From whispering hexes to trophy-humping, this Aston Villa keeper knows how to ruffle feathers. His star may have faded, but his personality remains a stone in everyone's shoe.
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Anthony Gordon - Gordon's reputation precedes him. The Newcastle vs Chelsea incident speaks volumes about the officials' leniency towards his theatrics. A master at 'winning' penalties, Gordon has cried wolf too many times, leaving neutrals unmoved.
Bernardo Silva - Another talented player who escapes censure, Bernardo has perfected the art of ankle-tapping and petulance. He's like a fine wine, aging into the role of Manchester City's resident sh*thouse, making their opponents' lives a misery.
Marc Cucurella - There's something about Cucurella's hair that brings out the beast in everyone! The Chelsea defender seems to attract clatters, but neutrals are sick of his snide tactics. He may be an important player, but his antics leave a sour taste.
Richarlison - Think Wile E. Coyote, but on the football pitch! Richarlison is a genuine good egg off the field, but on it, he's a persistent wind-up merchant. His ability to rattle opponents is unmatched, and the Premier League would be duller without him. And let's not forget, he's the ultimate 'pick the ball out of the net' goalscorer!
Bruno Fernandes - A brilliant footballer, but Fernandes' whingeing and ear-whispering to referees earns him a well-deserved podium spot. He's a cross between a rat and Ralf Little, gnawing away at the officials' sanity.
Cristian Romero - The most Atletico Madrid player outside of Atletico, Romero's constant niggling and taking offence deserve a higher platform. We witnessed his greatness when he tugged Cucurella's hair in 2022. Since then, he's been collecting cards like a Pokemon-obsessed child, and we can only imagine his behavior at home!
Joelinton - Picture Lee Cattermole, but with a beach-body, tattoos, and a 35% improvement in football skills. That's Joelinton! Signed as a striker, he's now a snarling midfielder, leaving love bites on opponents' legs. Only the best can make his bark seem worse than his bite.
And there you have it, folks! The 10 biggest sh*thouses of the Premier League. But here's where it gets controversial... Who do you think deserves the top spot? And this is the part most people miss... What impact do these players' antics have on the beautiful game? Let's discuss in the comments and share our thoughts on this controversial topic!
